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Hazards of the Hobby

May 21, 2010

Initially, I thought bird watching would be great for my Physical Fitness Plan. As you may have gleaned from my somewhat cerebral upbringing, I certainly didn’t grow up as Sporty Spice. What this means, however, is that I’m always on the lookout for a sport that I’ll be able to engage with. Seriously. I don’t just want any sport — I want something that will challenge me, inspire me, enthral me, captivate me; I want the Sport to End All Sports.

Needless to say, this also explains why I don’t exercise all that much. I mean, I sport-shop all the time: I’ve had brief affairs with the Elliptical machine, the rowing machine, the treadmill (a very brief fling; we didn’t really speak to one another afterwards), the Pilates class (on-again, off-again type of affair, on-going), Yoga (a “distance makes the heart grow fonder” type of affair; yoga is always better in the future-perfect tense, a “would-have-been” type of sport for me), aerobics class (the “wish I never went there” kind of affair), swimming (I think we’re still on, actually), cheerleading (yes, believe it or not, 2 weeks in 9th grade), badminton (yes, YES, YES an “i’m available anytime” kind of thing), and now NIA (a nifty newageish cardio workout that I quite like, even though it feels like I’m one of the dancers during the trance scene in AVATAR — no, we don’t wear blue).

Nothing has really stuck. I thought birding could offer me not only intellectual stimulation (which it does — you try remembering all those species!) but also some sort of ideal, preternaturally astonishing Physical Fitness. I thought it would be the answer to all my sport searching woes.

Well, little did I know that there is such a thing as Warbler Neck. (The photo comes from here.)

Have you ever tried standing in that position for an hour? Let me tell you, your neck will certainly be letting you know how it feels the next morning! Turns out birding isn’t exactly fabulous for your posture or your neck muscles. I initially thought birding would be a very Zen-like activity, and there’s nothing ZEN-ish about warbler neck (otherwise known as WN in the bird world), that’s for sure. Apparently, morel mushrooms are a “God given cure” to this ailment that affects all birders alike. Who knew? If only I knew how to roam around in the woods and distinguish awesome, WN-curing mushrooms from poisonous ones, I’d be all set.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Fireweed permalink
    May 21, 2010 5:05 pm

    Cheerleading? Cheerleading? Cheerleading??!!! I know you were only 14 or whatever, but cheerleading?

    Hey, would ya’ know, I have some of that fabulous fungus in my fridge at the moment. They sprung up after the last rain. I had no idea they were medicinal! We’re going to eat our morels tonight fried up with butter and sprinkled with some chives out of the garden. I’ll let you know if it cures my computer-induced neck ache.

    • May 21, 2010 9:23 pm

      Yes. Cheerleading. Me. age 14. hazards of growing up, I guess:) I thought it would be like on TV….

      • Fireweed permalink
        May 22, 2010 11:04 pm

        Hmm. . . I thought it looked awful enough on TV. In high school I had one of the WORST drama teachers ever. She was also the cheerleading coach – need I say more? A friend and I almost got chucked out of the class because Miss. Pollyanna couldn’t handle the “black humour” in our skits. I think these days we probably would be sent straight to a shrink and put on Prozac, so I guess we were lucky! Thank god Woody Allen made it through the system long before happiness and cheer became obligatory.

        The morels were AWESOME! I’ve been out looking for more and am saddened to hear that they only fruit in the spring, I was hoping to collect them all summer long.

  2. May 21, 2010 8:16 pm

    Hi Julia, sure hope you get to experience some serious warbler neck while out west! Enjoy, Brete


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